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Tweet 1

I thought I could get an edge on the twitter Predictit markets by modeling the tweet distribution based on previous weeks but it's becoming increasingly obvious that that's not true.

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Tweet 2

These motherfuckers all know exactly what memorial day means. Have they been at this for over a year?

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Tweet 3

Also imagine if all NYSE tickers had youtube-esque comments below them e.g. "People buying AAPL at this price are n00bs lmao"

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